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The Pork Dukes - Telephone Masturbator


On this date in 1978, The Pork Dukes released their third single, "Telephone Masturbator". It was backed by "Melody Makers". Both tracks appeared on their debut album, Pink Pork. The London punk band's lyrical content made Sex Pistols look tame in comparison. They disbanded in 1979 after two albums and several singles. The drummer, Bonk, went on to join The Rezillos (as Rocky Rhythm). They re-formed in 2002.

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